Spiritus Pizza. Provincetown (Cape Cod).

If you're from an actual big city (or anywhere outside of MA, actually), don't be freaked out when everything abruptly stops at 1 in the morning at your PTown club of choice. Just head over to Spiritus, across from the PiedBar and conveniently located right near the Dick Dock. By day, they serve coffee and pizza and ice cream, but by night the only people eating pizza are trying to stave off their drunken spins. Everyone else is deciding who to bring home for the night. I've seen Bulgarian girls ripping each other's shirts off in rain storms and all sorts of lewd acts. In short, it's great. Don't miss it. And I hear there's a webcam if you're ever lonesome for the clusterfuck that is Commercial St. in front of Spiritus after the bars close.